Ten Things That Make Me Really Uncomfortable

Day No. 06 of the 2015 Ten Ideas A Day Challenge

  1. Spiders - I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. 
  2. Watching Meet The Parents - And just Ben Stiller in general.
  3. Self-promotion - Like how I think that this blog would be helpful to read so I'm trying to get it to specific people, but the only way I know how to is through Facebook or Twitter, so I just feel like I'll be perceived as an enormous, self-obsessed tool. 
  4. Confidence - See #3.
  5. Controversy - See #4.
  6. The thought of floating away into outer space like Sandra Bullock or George Clooney
  7. Monty Python movies - I don't like them and I'm not apologizing (working on point #5 here).
  8. Feet - I like my wife's feet, but they're the only ones I like. My dad knew our relationship was serious when he saw me giving her a foot rub one day. 
  9. Watching people perform poetry - Seriously, though. I get scared and then my neck tingles and then I'm either pleasantly surprised or shrinking. 
  10. Drive thru fast food restaurants when my wife is in the car - Brandi says I'm bad at ordering so I'm only ever self conscious about it during our Wednesday night Taco Bell tradition. 
  11. When you watch movies that are family-friendly except for ONE SCENE and that's always the scene where your dad walks in and says, "hey kids, whatcha watchin?" right as the obligatory, completely unnecessary sex scene starts. 

I have a lot more where this comes from. What things make you uncomfortable? Let's compare! Haha.

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