Birthday Bundle

I don't offer returns unless your item has been damaged, or if the shipment you receive is a result of my error (wrong size, wrong item, etc.). Or—I guess—if you hate what you purchase so much that it is causing you psychological harm, which I really hope will never happen. Each request is handled on a case-by-case basis.

I would recommend that you don't set this on fire, or throw it into a pool, or put it in a hole in the ground and then cover it up with dirt. Unless, of course, you want to do those things.

If you have any questions, concerns, diatribes, or kindnesses to send me, feel free—hello@levithepoet.net.